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Joe's Greasy Fingers 

When you encounter this wild New Yorker in Queens he has the Greasiest Fingers known to mankind. Some say if you touch his fingers you will instantly get the gassed like the jews. Others say your get skin poisoning. The world may never know.
Person 1: Yo did you go to Queens at all

Person 2: Yea I saw Joe's Greasy Fingers so I ran

greasy corn fingers 

When you put so much butter on your ear of corn you end up with greasy fingers.
Get your greasy corn fingers out of my hair!”

Greasy Meat Fingers 

When you are masturbating and you cum but keep going and your semen drips down over your fingers.
I ran out of lube but that wasn't a problem with greasy meat fingers.
Greasy Meat Fingers by BKees April 17, 2015

grease finger 

The finger you use to prime an anus for penetration
I used the same grease finger on your mom as i did your dad
grease finger by Sneekyninja1979 February 24, 2020
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026