Greasy Fingers 

Someone who takes screen protectors off iPhones and updates them without people’s knowledge.

Ol’ Greasy Fingers got ahold of my phone again.

Greasy Fingers by Salamander2718 September 20, 2018

Joe's Greasy Fingers 

When you encounter this wild New Yorker in Queens he has the Greasiest Fingers known to mankind. Some say if you touch his fingers you will instantly get the gassed like the jews. Others say your get skin poisoning. The world may never know.

Person 1: Yo did you go to Queens at all

Person 2: Yea I saw Joe's Greasy Fingers so I ran

Joe's Greasy Fingers by Joe's Greasy Fingers December 12, 2018

greasy corn fingers 

When you put so much butter on your ear of corn you end up with greasy fingers.

“Get your greasy corn fingers out of my hair!”

greasy corn fingers by Luna tuna June 28, 2018

Greasy Meat Fingers 

When you are masturbating and you cum but keep going and your semen drips down over your fingers.

I ran out of lube but that wasn't a problem with greasy meat fingers.

Greasy Meat Fingers by BKees April 17, 2015

grease finger 

The finger you use to prime an anus for penetration

I used the same grease finger on your mom as i did your dad

grease finger by Sneekyninja1979 February 24, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019