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Greasy Gooner

An Individual (typically but not always male) who sits in their room, doesn't shower and masturbates all day
Yeah I met this guy, total greasy gooner, the motherfucker just sits in his room jacking off and playing dark souls.
by plgarch December 10, 2025
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