Greasy Gooner

An Individual (typically but not always male) who sits in their room, doesn't shower and masturbates all day

Yeah I met this guy, total greasy gooner, the motherfucker just sits in his room jacking off and playing dark souls.

Greasy Gooner by plgarch December 10, 2025

goober grease 

The sweet super slick lube commonly found between the most upper inner thigh and scrotum of larger men during excess friction Can be accompanied by a foul or unclean genital odor.

Man I’m working up some serious goober grease in this heat out here.

goober grease by Pawpaw is the best January 22, 2019