Skip to main content

Greasy Gooner

An Individual (typically but not always male) who sits in their room, doesn't shower and masturbates all day
Yeah I met this guy, total greasy gooner, the motherfucker just sits in his room jacking off and playing dark souls.
by plgarch December 10, 2025
mugGet the Greasy Gooner mug.

goober grease

The sweet super slick lube commonly found between the most upper inner thigh and scrotum of larger men during excess friction Can be accompanied by a foul or unclean genital odor.
Man I’m working up some serious goober grease in this heat out here.
by Pawpaw is the best January 22, 2019
mugGet the goober grease mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email