Greased Jesus 

Something (or someone) either super awesome, super sexy, or super ... greasy

"He was so greasy that he slid right off the cross and into our hearts"

"Greased Jesus is on my side tonight"

"That hat is ugly, and she paid 40 dollars for it. It's ridiculous. Greased Jesus would not approve."

"He sneaks around your room at night...except he just sort of slides around on the floor...unfortunately, he's too greasy to do much.

Greased Jesus by marmar216 May 19, 2009

greased jesus 

Someone/something incredibly amazing, greasy, sexy, or all of the above.

"So greasy, he slid right off the cross and into our hearts."

"go greased jesus go greased jesus GREASED JESUS go greased jesus"

greased jesus by ayam_lyresh June 18, 2009

Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus? 

Give me some food. Usually one says this when they're waiting on line for lunch.

I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".

Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus? by metaphoricals June 14, 2010