Gratitude Deficiency 

Gratitude Deficiency
noun | /ˈɡratɪˌtju d dɪˈfɪʃənsi/

Definition:

A chronic condition affecting individuals who consistently fail to acknowledge, appreciate, or reciprocate acts of kindness, effort, or generosity shown toward them. Symptoms may include ignoring thoughtful gestures, withholding basic “thank yous,” acting entitled, and treating support like a transaction.

Common side effects:

Burned bridges, awkward silences, and being the subject of passive-aggressive masterpieces written by people with actual souls.

Not to be confused with:

Forgetfulness. This is willful disregard served cold with a side of ego.

Treatment options:

Unlearning entitlement, learning empathy, and—if all else fails—losing access to good people entirely.

•“She didn’t even say thank you after everything I did. That girl’s got a serious case of gratitude deficiency.”

Gratitude Deficiency by Mrs.Get.Dough May 14, 2025

Gratitude Deficiency 

Gratitude Deficiency
noun | /ˈgratɪˌt(j)u d dɪˈfɪʃənsi/

Definition:
A severe emotional disorder where the patient consistently forgets that other people have feelings, limits, or lives of their own. Often mistaken for narcissism’s awkward little cousin, Gratitude Deficiency is characterized by an inability to say "thank you," show appreciation, or acknowledge help unless there’s an audience—or a threat of abandonment.

Known carriers:
People who only appear when they need something, emotionally spoiled exes, and anyone who acts like your support is their birthright.

Symptoms include:
• Emotional Amnesia: Forgets everything you’ve done for them the moment you say “no” once.
• “Thanks, but Actually…” Reflex
• Apology Avoidance Syndrome: Can’t say “thank you” or “I’m sorry,” but will say “I didn’t ask you to” like it’s a Get-Out-of-Empathy-Free card.
• Guilt-Trip Gaslighting: Makes you feel bad for helping them, and somehow worse when you stop.
• Getting offended by being reminded they’re not, in fact, the center of the universe

Common side effects:
• Contact List Shrinkage – people stop replying for “no reason”
• Support Frostbite – others grow cold from overuse
• Thankless Reflex – physically incapable of gratitude
• Chronic Isolation – suddenly surrounded by silence, but still the loudest victim

Treatment options:
• Heavy doses of accountability
• Deep emotional exfoliation via rejection
• Empathy injections (may cause temporary humility and mild nausea)

Person 1- "Dude, why is she such a raging cunt ? Bitch didn't even say thank-you !!"

Person 2- "Haven't you heard ? She got diagnosed with Gratitude Deficiency, and that shit's incurable !"
Person 1- "...So, she's gonna be a cunt forever ?!"
Person 2- "I'm afraid so....thank God it's not contagious, or we'd all be totally screwed !!"

Gratitude Deficiency by Mrs.Get.Dough June 2, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016