Grating the Cheese

An act of male masturbation involving grinding on a surface without the use of the hand or other device.

I walked in on my boyfriend grating the cheese last night.

by brutus_maximus May 11, 2012

grating the cheese

In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.

Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.

Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.

I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.

by Hexis July 25, 2008

Grate the cheese

A long sequence of smaller farts in quick succession.

"Did you just grate the cheese in the cereal aisle?"

by Meadowmaggot October 26, 2014

Grating The Cheese

When a male removes the penis from the anus of another person, and then inserts it into the anus of a third party, then ejaculates and performs ass to mouth.

I couldnt believe the hookers I picked up, they were all for Grating The Cheese

by Jeffdepartie July 27, 2008

grating the cheese

The act of performing oral sex on a woman with a yest infection.

I was grating the cheese on this girl and after I needed a breath mint, bad.

by Eric B January 15, 2004

Grates my cheese

a phrase which means to 'annoy' 'irritate' or which shows a general dislike.

"That REALLY grates my cheese!"

by !DiscoxBitch August 14, 2007

Grate Your Cheese

When a girl is giving you really bad head that involves a lot of teeth. The teeth will slice your piece up and leave you out of commission for a few days.

Dude, I got the worst head from that girl. Watch out for her, she will totally grate your cheese.

by P Bear September 09, 2010