grating the cheese

In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.

Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.

Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.

I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

Grating the Cheese

An act of male masturbation involving grinding on a surface without the use of the hand or other device.

I walked in on my boyfriend grating the cheese last night.

by brutus_maximus October 20, 2012

Grating The Cheese

When a male removes the penis from the anus of another person, and then inserts it into the anus of a third party, then ejaculates and performs ass to mouth.

I couldnt believe the hookers I picked up, they were all for Grating The Cheese

by Jeffdepartie August 24, 2008

grating the cheese

The act of performing oral sex on a woman with a yest infection.

I was grating the cheese on this girl and after I needed a breath mint, bad.

by Eric B January 15, 2004

Grating the cheese

When one emits a fart that sounds choppy and disconnected.

random guy: blup. blup. blup. blup.blup.blup.blupblupblupblup.

random girl: (to friend) eew! did you just here that guy?!?!?!?! he was totally grating the cheese!

by SirGawinisaballetphreek May 2, 2010

Grating the cheese

The act of scratching your dandruff-infested scalp, making a ton of dandruff flakes fall out

Person 1: Man, that guy's really grating the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting

by That_One_Fellow June 25, 2024

grading the cheese

when a girl rubs her bare ass while farting on a mans six pack.

this girl and i were dancing last night and she started grading the cheese

by Alyssa and Travis September 22, 2013