Graphic designer

A slave to the pixel, print and ideas. Dealing in anything two-dimensional, especially printed materials, anything that has to do with communicating images and text. Also dabbles across other creative industries, the most versatile and underpaid designer of them all.

I'm a graphic designer who can also do fashion, product, architecture, web, marketing, advertising, media planning, project management, event management, animation, illustration and even photography; somebody shoot me!

A: I'm a graphic designer.
B: May the Lord be with you.

A: I'm in the marketing, advertising and artistic industry, but i don't have a credit card, what am i?
B: You're a Graphic Designer!

Graphic designer by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

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Graphic Designer

noun: An under-paid, under-employed, and under-appreciated creative professional known for their keen sense of "what looks right visually". A very opinionated and possibly unemployed person.

My boyfriend said your website sucks. He's a Graphic Designer.

You used 'Helvetica' on your business card? As a Graphic Designer, I must say that your choice is very sterile and cliché. You probably won't get any business.

Graphic Designer by 77jim April 8, 2011

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Graphic designer

An individual who does precise guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

You're a graphic designer Harry.

Graphic designer by #Magikarp November 7, 2019

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Graphic designer

Someone who digitally designs visual imaging and graphics for web sites. I happen to be one because I basically have no life

Graphic Designers rule compared to the cheap web designers, who have no talent

Im 13, and yet Im an exelent graphic designer

Graphic designer by Arielthealien June 7, 2005

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Graphic Designer

A Graphic Design focuses on 2d. Basically they are computer artist(painters) who also work with typography. and No they CAN NOT do Architecture or Industrial design(Products). They only think that because they get paid so little, so they try to pretend like they know it so they can try and get a job in those other fields. They just see the word design and think its the same but it is not.

Graphic Designer please stick to your fonts, and color designs. It's really annoying when you try to jump on others peoples job giving your opinion when you don't know 9 out 10 what you're talking about.

Graphic Designer by Architects Rule February 6, 2008

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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