granola hoe

granola girls, but sluttier. they like hiking and biking and nature, but wear short-shorts and crop tops. they eat natural foods because it’s good for you but also to keep that figure slim. most likely accompanied by a granola boy, whom they are probably dating, or have known since their very first year in summer camp. granola hoes don’t wear a lot of makeup, they are naturally really pretty, and a lot of boys find them attractive. they own hydroflasks with stickers from places they have hiked at, and tie friendship bracelets to the lids of them. they also use kanken backpacks in a pastel shade, and own either the green or purple iphone 11. granola hoes are usually found on trails, which are their natural habitat. catch one if you can.

“bro check out that chick, she’s hot”
“she gives total granola hoe vibes”

granola hoe by simp for you June 20, 2020

Granola Hoe

Promiscuous girl that likes to hike, camp, or just hang out in the forrest or wooded area.

My buddy and me ran up on some granola hoes in the woods and had a really good time camping.

Granola Hoe by Vanalia Viking August 1, 2018

Granola hoe

When you are a hoe, but you’re kind of a hippie or tumblr girl. Usually to describe tumblr or niche meme fashion that’s slightly grungy, baddie, and hipster. Or you might just like granola, who knows

Damn, I’m such a granola hoe on tumblr. I’m always thrifting for those flannels

Granola hoe by Sushi mom September 28, 2018