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When you are a hoe, but you’re kind of a hippie or tumblr girl. Usually to describe tumblr or niche meme fashion that’s slightly grungy, baddie, and hipster. Or you might just like granola, who knows
Damn, I’m such a granola hoe on tumblr. I’m always thrifting for those flannels
by Sushi mom September 28, 2018
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Promiscuous girl that likes to hike, camp, or just hang out in the forrest or wooded area.
My buddy and me ran up on some granola hoes in the woods and had a really good time camping.
by Vanalia Viking August 01, 2018
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