Grandma's Tea Towel 

Grandma's Tea Towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a Gak Towel or Doddle Rag. The primary difference is that Grandma's Tea Towel is used exclusively by promiscuous females over the age of 60 to clean up semen and vaginal juices from sexual activity. Grandma's Tea Towels are most commonly found underneath Craftmatic Adjustable Beds and under Electric Function and Electric Assist beds found in Assisted Living Facilities throughout the country.

Nurse Sandy: Mary, will you please call Housekeeping and have them do a laundry sweep down the West wing?
Nurse Mary: Sure thing. Anything they need to know?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Please ask them to check under all the beds for Grandma's Tea Towel.
Nurse Mary: Are the female residents getting restless again?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Apparently Dr. Smith is getting a paid vacation from the drug company representative again. The patient scripts for Viagra have tripled in the last week.

Grandma's Tea Towel by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2014

Grandma's Tea Towel 

Grandma's Tea Towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a Gak Towel or Doddle Rag.

After dropping a heavy load on his Cougar, Carl offered her Grandma's Tea Towel to wipe up.

Grandma's Tea Towel by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2014