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Graham Bell

The very first African American to enroll in Kirksville High School in 1952 the hardest partier on the North American continent. Led the kv student section and was flaming when the county sheriff ended grahams reign when he was viciously mowed down by three of his deputies. But that didn't stop Ole graham, finally after a large quarrel he was finally lynched from the rafters...by his penis till he lost blood flow. To this day on a hardcore student section flame when the jungle is in its prime you can still here graham bell.
Matt: bro I just heard graham bells spirit rootin on the ol basketball team. That means we're totally gonna win tonight.

Bowen: hell yeah bruh
Graham Bell by Poonslayer6996 September 2, 2016

Graham Beard 

1. The short, uneven beard found on many high school males who are in desperate need of a shave or do not own a razor.
"I could never kiss a guy with a Graham Beard; my mouth would get full of hair if we kissed."
Graham Beard by Smar Uyed April 19, 2010

Graham Brooks Alan Albery 

1. (noun) mamal, homosapian-sapian, 6' 3" tall, attractives to females, lives on a farm, hates children, drives a PT cruiser; likes to read.

Synonyms: flirt, crude, fun, iritable, alcoholic, exhuberant, friendly
Graham Brooks Alan Albery's clone

Graham Brayshaw 

Some bald spacker who constantly drinks, can't spell and rages all the time
Oh that guy's such a graham Brayshaw
Graham Brayshaw by Joker'sTrick21 October 14, 2019

The Graham Bell 

A modification of The Houdini; a guy has sex with a girl doggy style, and then half way through, stops and says he needs to use the bathroom or begins to finger her. A friend then sneaks in to switch places with the original guy. After a few minutes of this, the original guy then calls the girl and gets her to pick up while his friend is banging her, and talks to her. On the phone. Hence--- The Graham Bell, as in Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone.
Joe: Did you here what Steve did to Lisa last night?
Matt: No. What'd he do?
Joe: Oh it was awesome, he totally gave her The Graham Bell with Kyle.
Matt: Whoa! No way!
Joe: Yeah he talked to the bitch for 2 minutes before she realized she'd ben 'Graham'ed.
Matt: Lol Slutz
The Graham Bell by Roger Sterling September 9, 2009

Graham cracker booty 

A weak, undefined, and un-toned buttocks on a short stalky person.
That girl dont do squats or deadlifts
Yea she got a graham cracker booty