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Got Blake'd 

When someone willingly obtains ownership of cats (at least two) from a former significant other, immediately after a break-up; thus making the cat recipient, or Blake, look like a total bitch. The process of keeping the cats is commonly the result of a failed attempt to save the marriage/relationship. It is common for the sexual preference of the Blake to be under scrutiny directly following the acquisition of cats. The number of cats in possession after the break-up is directly proportional to the bitchiness of the Blake.
Walter: "Damn, did you see what happened to that guy after his wife divorced him? He has so many cats now."

Jesse: "Yeah, that bitch Got Blake'd and then moved to fucking Cleveland with his cat army!"

Walter: "That's rough! Getting Blake'd is pretty much the worst thing that I could imagine happening to me."
Got Blake'd by Jesse_Pinkman October 14, 2013
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Rave got da blade 

A phrase someone says when they have broken head clippers and is getting shouted at by the person whos hair they are cutting
"Ouch that hurts"- victim

"Rave got da blade you ungratefull little twat"- barber
Rave got da blade by WildWillez December 12, 2020
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Rave got da blade 

A phrase someone says when they have broken head clippers and is getting shouted at by the person whos hair they are cutting
"Ouch that hurts"- victim

"Rave got da blade you ungratefull little twat"- barber
Rave got da blade by WildWillez December 12, 2020

Rave got da blade 

A phrase someone says when they have broken head clippers and is getting shouted at by the person whos hair they are cutting
"Ouch that hurts"- victim

"Rave got da blade you ungratefull little twat"- barber
Rave got da blade by WildWillez December 12, 2020

Rave got da blade 

A phrase someone says when they have broken head clippers and is getting shouted at by the person whos hair they are cutting
"Ouch that hurts"- victim

"Rave got da blade you ungratefull little twat"- barber
Rave got da blade by WildWillez December 12, 2020
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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