Got Blake'd
When someone willingly obtains ownership of cats (at least two) from a former significant other, immediately after a break-up; thus making the cat recipient, or Blake, look like a total bitch. The process of keeping the cats is commonly the result of a failed attempt to save the marriage/relationship. It is common for the sexual preference of the Blake to be under scrutiny directly following the acquisition of cats. The number of cats in possession after the break-up is directly proportional to the bitchiness of the Blake.
Walter: "Damn, did you see what happened to that guy after his wife divorced him? He has so many cats now."
Jesse: "Yeah, that bitch Got Blake'd and then moved to fucking Cleveland with his cat army!"
Walter: "That's rough! Getting Blake'd is pretty much the worst thing that I could imagine happening to me."
Jesse: "Yeah, that bitch Got Blake'd and then moved to fucking Cleveland with his cat army!"
Walter: "That's rough! Getting Blake'd is pretty much the worst thing that I could imagine happening to me."
Got Blake'd by Jesse_Pinkman October 14, 2013
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