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Gorilla Nipples 

Noun - Having long droopy nipples that hang down and point to the floor. Usually on a male. Often abbreviated to "GN".
Upon seeing a shirtless man with gorilla nipples you exclaim, "Oh shit! GN is in the house!"
Gorilla Nipples by zenscribe July 6, 2006
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Gorilla Nipples 

The presence of large, usually dark, areolas the size of saucers or small plates on a male who has big, floppy, hairy man boobs. These areolas are big enough to choke a donkey or give a small infants stretch marks, were they to attempt to feed from these monstrosities. Commonly possessed by football players in the PAC-12 who weigh 300-plus pounds, have black locks, and tons of back hair.
While Bif is enjoying a Mai Tai poolside, he spits out his drink when he notices a defensive lineman from USC sauntering up thunderously wearing size 6XX swim trunks with his huge areolas fully exposed. "Hey Skip, check out that dude's man boobs. I mean, he has some serious Texas-sized gorilla nipples."
Gorilla Nipples by _DrBigEars_ November 15, 2016

Gorilla nipples 

When a person has nipples that look like you are able to mold them like you would with Play-Doh (usually small but pointy)
"Dude I saw this guy the other day who sculpted his gorilla nipples so well that they looked like bananas hanging from his tits."

Slippery Gorilla Nipple 

A Nipple that is black and slippery as a duck's nipple. Commonly found in the south eastern parts of the Bronx where cheap "ho's" are victims to the very rare disease. This disease can turn the whole nipple black and slippery. Once it covers the entire nipple it then spreads else where. Causes more serious diseases. I would go on but I might shit myself.
Look at that ho, she's trying to hide her Slippery Gorilla Nipple!
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