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Gordon's Law 

The act in which a male with the last name "Gordon" commences finger fornication with a female. Tickling the second brain most commonly found in the vagina.

The act of "Gordon's Law" gradually drives the female more insane and needy by the hour.
- "Gee Gordon, remember that asian bitch you fingered last month? She's fucking insane now. I think she has fallen victim to Gordon's Law."

- "Yeah that bitch be crazy."
Gordon's Law by Ebenezer Shittingway November 19, 2010
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Gordon's Vodka 

Deliciously cheap vodka in a plastic bottle. The bottle even has a handle! Tastes like death but after the first two or three shots, well, you don't really care, do you. Interestingly enough, this is also when you stop caring about the 2005 election and start singing awesome '80s hair metal songs. Smells like nailpolish remover, probably tastes like it too, but for $12 a bottle how could you go wrong?
Dude, I'll sell you what's left of my Gordon's for $10. Ah, screw it: let's just drink it tonight.
Gordon's Vodka by lizzi May 19, 2005

Gordon's brown 

Any faeces or flatulance resulting in a foul, putrid smell giving one a mental image of the UK's prime minister.
a: Oh my god! I just did a Gordon's Brown, can you smell it!
b: Yeah that thing practically knocked me out!
Gordon's brown by Alex Taylor April 5, 2008

Jeff Gordon's Garage 

Jeff Gordon's Garage is a term used to define a large group of "tools" in one place.
-Wow man, I've never seen so many douche bags in one place.
-Yeah, its like Jeff Gordon's Garage in there today.
Jeff Gordon's Garage by Super_Jew September 4, 2009

the gordon's fisherman 

trust him
I like your hat. You look like the gordon's fisherman

Robert Gordon’s College 

Good school which most people think is posh which is really not 48% chav 48.5% nice 0.5% weirdo and 2% nerd
Robert Gordon’s College, means to be a normal person and civilised but slightly Chavy

Hey did you see that guy from rover Gordon’s college? He’s insane

Robert Gordon’s 

If you go to Robert Gordon’s your rich or just really smart. You also get bullied because you go to this school. If you go to this school that’s a big “oh dear” from Esama and Zxu.
“Do you go to Robert Gordon’s,”
“Yes”
“Oh dear!”
Robert Gordon’s by lankyman123 November 3, 2020
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
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