Gordiun

When something is simultaneously How’s (Gordie), and Unreal (Un), resulting in a ‘Gordiun’ experience. This term is not to be used falsely, as it may lead to tremendous misunderstandings.

“That mit was Gordiun! I just wanna put my Un in her Gord… Alright enough playing around, Who’s got bag” -Teej (dragon)

Gordiun by Fejboy123 July 8, 2026

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Gordian Twat

1) the female object of your enduring and persistent efforts who has never found it in her heart to part her knees for you. 2) a tease 3) the one that got away. 4) the one that never goes away, but will not put out for you today or any day.

Guy 1: I just made plans to grab drinks with Jessica from marketing. Guy 2: Don't bother, I've been trying to unravel that Gordian Twat for over a year. I keep telling myself she's a lesbian so that I don't have to kick her out of the spank bank.

Gordian Twat by dryellowfever November 22, 2011

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Gordingo

A Chilean holiday that began in Cauquenes celebrating (a lot of) food. It occurs every Sunday on which you're allowed to eat whatever you like - no guilt. The celebrations traditionally start on Friday, ending on Sunday.

Hey, let's go to Unimarc for the empanada de pino ingredients for Gordingo!

Gordingo by San Francisco El Patron May 13, 2021