by Erin Mullally January 17, 2010
A self-centered person, known for stealing beer and scaring off girls with high levels of horniness.
"Did you see him pocket those beers? He's such a gorch!"
"There are no girls here because they are afraid of getting gorched!"
"There are no girls here because they are afraid of getting gorched!"
by Willian Holden June 4, 2005
(n.) A fart smeller, a person that enjoys the smell of other's flatulance. A "gorch" is easily identifiable by the audible sniffing sound shortly after you let one rip.
Me: Did you hear that Casey told Smashley that I said she stood up when she peed?
Everybody: Yeah, that dude is a jizz mopper and a gorch.
Everybody: Yeah, that dude is a jizz mopper and a gorch.
by Hullabaloo April 27, 2006
by doormouse April 6, 2009
An ancient sea vessel which harnesses the divine secrets of space and times. Ridden by Nazi's, this sea vessel is at the heart of the ocean.
Chad: That boat was such a Gorch Fock. I threw up all over the place and I feel like now I finally know the secrets of space and time.
Mark: Yeah, for sure.
Mark: Yeah, for sure.
by Chad H. Broman November 17, 2010