Goostrey

A person or collection of people who enjoy groping the anus with their fore-finger and thumb.

Clench your cheeks, there's a Goostrey loose!

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Silly gooserey

Doing things that a silly goose does . Actively and repeatedly making ridiculously stupid decisions that only a silly goose could make. Also the act of realizing that you may have once been a silly goose and conducted or took part in an act of silly gooserey.

marijuana being illegal is nothing but a bunch of silly gooserey.

by Buddha Brian December 24, 2016