Goonen
Goonen by Martin Experte June 4, 2025
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Gooned out
A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.
Gooned out by Ultbator August 20, 2019
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Goonen • goonencummen • Goonengerry • goonentine • Gooner • gooned • goone • Goonergay • Goonerism • goodentight
Drew gooden
My favorite youtuber. He posts commentary videos, he used to be a viner and after it shut down he transitioned to youtube. He is super funny. NOT THE BASKETBALL PLAYER. his famous vines include "Road work ahead" "kung fu panda 2 diary" "friend 11 minutes late to your birthday part" and others
bruh did you see that new drew gooden video
yeah he shit on that dumbass channel
go here pls
youtube.com/channel/UCTSRIY3GLFYIpkR2QwyeklA
yeah he shit on that dumbass channel
go here pls
youtube.com/channel/UCTSRIY3GLFYIpkR2QwyeklA
Drew gooden by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl February 11, 2019
Drew Gooden
Daniel James "Danny" Gonzalez (born: June 12, 1994 age 26) is an American comedy and commentary YouTuber, initially best known for his presence on the now-defunct app, Vine, where he accumulated over 3 million followers. He currently lives in Chicago, Illinois,with his wife Laura.
Person: isn’t that the guy who did those edit videos on vine
Person 2: oh yeah,that’s him
Drew Gooden:
Person 2: oh yeah,that’s him
Drew Gooden:
Drew Gooden by Hugh.Jass.69 October 17, 2020
gooning
"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.
Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).
Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).
gooning by FunkyJerker March 24, 2012
Drew Gooden
Drew Gooden by mOnKeY mAn 2716309 June 29, 2020
Goonerette
A diehard, female supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC, the winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together.
Goonerette by Bi-curvy-ness October 9, 2011
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