Goon Slap
To carelessly and utterly decimate an opponent that is much less skilled.
Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.
Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.
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Goon Slap • Goon Slapped • Slap the goon • goon • Goon Squad • goon bag • Goon sack • goon dick • goon juice • goon sesh
Slap the goon
Invented in Australia in 1965, it is the process of drinking large amounts of the worst alcoholic beverage known to mankind so thus it is also known as S@&#* or piss stain, it is extremely cheap being just $9 for 4ltrs or if your unlucky and live in adelaide you can get it for $5 or less if you bring your own (empty) sack.
for this reason it is extremely popular among scene kids and emos who frequent parks and gutters such as ttp in brisbane and sydney as a whole.
fun games to play whilst drinking goon, are wheel of goon and see who can skull the most without throwing up, It also makes a great (horrible) mixer oj and fanta in which it does the job of down grading the flavour and giving you horrible munchies (i suspect this is why alot of scene kids can be found outside or near a HJ's store or other food related outlets)
We Australians are of course extremely proud of this invention, rating it in our top ten of the greatest inventions of all time, it is also not available outside of australia
for this reason it is extremely popular among scene kids and emos who frequent parks and gutters such as ttp in brisbane and sydney as a whole.
fun games to play whilst drinking goon, are wheel of goon and see who can skull the most without throwing up, It also makes a great (horrible) mixer oj and fanta in which it does the job of down grading the flavour and giving you horrible munchies (i suspect this is why alot of scene kids can be found outside or near a HJ's store or other food related outlets)
We Australians are of course extremely proud of this invention, rating it in our top ten of the greatest inventions of all time, it is also not available outside of australia
Slap the goon by Critically insane March 1, 2010
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