Goon Slap

To carelessly and utterly decimate an opponent that is much less skilled.

Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.

1. He just kept coming at me and I gave him the goon slap.

2. Wow, I just got goon slapped.

by MagicMahn January 9, 2022

Goon Slap

When a nigga slap yo face as he cum while cumming so hard that it covers you so completely that it can turn a nigg into stay puff marshmallow man. Frequently done to a nigga named jay when he goes to bed too early.

Jay wake up (vigorous goon slap noises)

by Goon slap March 21, 2024

Slap the goon

Invented in Australia in 1965, it is the process of drinking large amounts of the worst alcoholic beverage known to mankind so thus it is also known as S@&#* or piss stain, it is extremely cheap being just $9 for 4ltrs or if your unlucky and live in adelaide you can get it for $5 or less if you bring your own (empty) sack.

for this reason it is extremely popular among scene kids and emos who frequent parks and gutters such as ttp in brisbane and sydney as a whole.

fun games to play whilst drinking goon, are wheel of goon and see who can skull the most without throwing up, It also makes a great (horrible) mixer oj and fanta in which it does the job of down grading the flavour and giving you horrible munchies (i suspect this is why alot of scene kids can be found outside or near a HJ's store or other food related outlets)

We Australians are of course extremely proud of this invention, rating it in our top ten of the greatest inventions of all time, it is also not available outside of australia

goon emo scene kid munchies brisbane slap the goon

by Critically insane March 1, 2010

Goon Slapped

When a goon gets slapped hard and cries for days.

Goon slapped and upset

by Carlos de la Cerda February 22, 2026