Goom Master
Is the person who finds fat or overweight woman attractive to the point he fucks them stupid and openly braggs about it to his friends thinking he's achieved a great feat!
Goom Master by Rocky townz September 30, 2014
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GoofMaster
1. The Lord, your savior.
2. GoofMaster is the one who will save us from the Fightmasters.
3. Nothing is better than GoofMaster.
4. Another term for GoofMaster is Nuka
2. GoofMaster is the one who will save us from the Fightmasters.
3. Nothing is better than GoofMaster.
4. Another term for GoofMaster is Nuka
"GoofMaster is better than sex."
GoofMaster by omg... hai February 20, 2009
Related Words
Goom Master • GoofMaster • goozmaster • Goon master • goom • goom out • Goom Walk • The goom • Top Goom
goozmaster
1. A person, usually who understands Persian, able to gooz (fart) at will and usually several times in a row.
2. The ass of such a person, esp. while farting
3. Term used to describe such a person as if he's some sort of overrated fishtank pump with a number tacked onto the end like in a late-nite infomercial.
2. The ass of such a person, esp. while farting
3. Term used to describe such a person as if he's some sort of overrated fishtank pump with a number tacked onto the end like in a late-nite infomercial.
Yuck! That's the third time you goozed in a row. You must be the Goozmaster 3.0
WHHHEEEEEEWW! Move over there, get your Goozmaster 5000 away from me.
I'm a real gooz-master after eating so much sabzi-polo
WHHHEEEEEEWW! Move over there, get your Goozmaster 5000 away from me.
I'm a real gooz-master after eating so much sabzi-polo
goozmaster by Zaftig Arsch March 4, 2015
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