Urban Dictionary: Google

The replacement of education for our technology dependent society.

533 billion googles are made in a day.

"What's uh.. 2+2?"
"Google it."

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1 v. To search for a term or terms using the Google search engine.
2 n. A highly-used search engine that is considered the most effective on the internet by many
3 n. The number 1, followed by 100 zeros.

I googled for a serial to Windows XP, but I found a German porn site instead.

Google owns Yahoo's ass.

I have been to that fucking site a google times.

by BTTF Man January 23, 2004

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1. used as a verb to indicate using an internet search engine (normally Google itself) to look up a subject

2. internet search engine

1. "Hold on, just let me google her."

2. "I use Google when I look up things for school, even though I normally end up on Wikipedia."

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Google, or Google, Inc., is one of the biggest companies in the world, A.K.A. Microsoft's brainwashing brother. Google is already set to take over the world by at least 2020. The Google virus has already infected more than half of the world's population. It is only a matter of time before you get brainwashed too. Run while you can from the evils of Google, but don't try to get help from those losers at Yahoo! or Bing. Chances are that they will just bombard you with ads, irrelevant information, and Justin Bieber.

Beware of Google's hundreds of deadly weapons such as Google Images, Google Maps, Google Earth, Google Play, Google News, Google+, Gmail, Google Chrome, Google Translate, Google Trends, Google Drive, Google Calendar, Google Mobile, Google Books, Google Offers, Google Wallet, Google Shopping, Google Alerts, Google Blogger, Google Hangouts, Google Finance, Google Photos, Google Videos, Google Scholar, Google Groups, Google Fusion Tables, Google Code, Google Voice, Google AdSense, and YouTube.

What Google calls "Accessories" are actually killing machines crawling with predators determined to force the Google way of life into your mind. And then there is the secret weapon that murders tens of thousands each day: Google Search.

Google might even plan to launch Google Brainwash, Google Overlord, Google Google, Google Google Google, Google Imagmapearthplaynewsmail+, Google Obama, Google Illuminati, and Google Slave List in the near future. You have been warned...

There are over 100 definitions of Google on Urban Dictionary already. Those poor souls could have fought back, but the Google Virus cursed them forever... wait a minute...

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... All ... ALL HAIL GOOGLE, THE SUPREME LORDS OF ALL GOOGLEDOM.

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alongside with YouTube, Hotmail and Wikipedia, one of The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. The white one.

Revelation 6:1 - 6:2 - "...When the Lamb had opened the first of the seven seals, I heard the first of the four beasts say with a thundering voice, Come and SEARCH. And I beheld, and lo a white horse; and he that sat on him had a KEYBOARD: and there was given unto him a MOUSE, and he departed as conqueror and to conquest ALL OF THE INTERNET."

yes, i did google that

by VENOXX May 24, 2009

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1. Google is a search engine along with, Yahoo, Bling, ext.

"What is the answer?" "I don't know, ask Google."

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Google was released in September 4th, 1998, in Menlo Park, California. The creators of Google bought YouTube. It earns revenue from advertising, email, Internet search, online mapping, office productivity, social networking, and video hosting services. It was founded by Larry Page and Sergey Brin.

Google is cool, because I use their email and the search engine often.

by MisaTange July 06, 2009

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