A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.

*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient
Because of the Goofiness Quotient, Shaquille O'Neal was a 52% free throw shooter.
by BusPeople2222 April 8, 2021
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