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Goober's beans by Goobers-beans January 1, 2018
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Do Gooder Two-Shoes
Someone who is both a Do gooder and a Goody Two-shoes at the same time.
So someone who always likes to appear like they're helping someone while also working hard to maintain a whiter-than-white morally superior image.
So someone who always likes to appear like they're helping someone while also working hard to maintain a whiter-than-white morally superior image.
It's getting so tedious with Helen. Every time I speak to her she manages to allude to how earnest and woke she is. There’s always some virtue signalling in there and some humble brags or other comments that hint at what a good, moral and worthy person she is. She’s such a Do Gooder Two-shoes.
Do Gooder Two-Shoes by Stivchik August 15, 2019
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Schmucker's Goober Jelly
Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
Schmucker's Goober Jelly by QuacksO April 8, 2020
Say Gooder
Repudiates the label "do-gooder" by instead labeling every liberal that repeats the same overly simplistic solutions to moral and ethcial problems in the world, while really never contributing a dime or minute of their time to actually foment actual change. Synonym is virtue signaling. Applies to many, many celebrities and limousine liberals.
Even though she's filthy rich, she acts like she cares about the plight of the inner city poor, but in reality she's nothing but say gooder.
Say Gooder by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
Goober smack
A person who is typically an obvious doofus or a dipshit, but are somehow unaware of it. A person who thinks that they are well liked or cool, but are very far from it.
Goober smack by Houston JC July 8, 2009
goober shot
The act of hitting, slapping or other wise touching in a forcefull manner ones goober. ( penis / goober )
A goober shot can be done to someone else on purpose or accidently.
You can also do it to yourself probably accidently, unless your into punching yourself in the goober. If you are you should report to your nearest mental help facility for evaluation. (see goober)
A goober shot can be done to someone else on purpose or accidently.
You can also do it to yourself probably accidently, unless your into punching yourself in the goober. If you are you should report to your nearest mental help facility for evaluation. (see goober)
Me and my cousin were wrestlin and the fool gave me a damn goober shot!!
dont come any closer, im gonna giver a goober shot.
tony's ole lady was so mad she gave him a goober shot.
i was trying to loosen a bolt, the wrench slipped off and i gave myself a damn goober shot.
dont come any closer, im gonna giver a goober shot.
tony's ole lady was so mad she gave him a goober shot.
i was trying to loosen a bolt, the wrench slipped off and i gave myself a damn goober shot.
goober shot by tman7727@yahoo.com July 17, 2009