When a woman is about to perform felatio on you, let your rigid member be pulled down till it is parallel with your legs by the waistband of your shorts. Once the shorts are off enough to permit it, let the dick fly up and bash her in the nose, ideally drawing blood. When this happens, yell out "GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM"
The date was going prettywell till we went back to my place and I gave her the good morning vietnam
its a thick aired morning after a drunknight with plenty of swearing and fights.
everybody pretending nothing happened coz nobody wanna deal with explanations and excuses.
This is your part, time wisely.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.