millionaire's golf 

When a couple of ordinary Joe's on a public course basically have the place to themselves with no other groups in front of, or behind them.

Golfer #1: "Wow, the course is deserted"
Golfer #2: "Looks like we're in for a round of Millionaire's Golf boys"
Golfer #3: "Let's break out the pops"

millionaire's golf by One Iron January 14, 2008

god's golf partner 

EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -a pretty serious, 'certified' "little jesus", if hes'/shes' 'big' enough to play golf with god!!!

that mike foolsley thinks hes' god's golf partner!
he thinks he god's golf partner, thats' why that bitch 'took him on'!!

god's golf partner by michael foolsley December 30, 2009

Men’s golf team 

A group of high school boys who are known for their daddy’s money, a microscopic penis, and lack of testosterone.

“Hey, Jason! Are you apart of the men’s golf team?”

“Hell nah, miss me with that pussy shit.”

Men’s golf team by Coffee coffin January 19, 2020

Eddie’s Golf Cart 

A high school football coach’s main mode of transportation around the football field

I love haulin shit in Eddie’s golf cart

Eddie’s Golf Cart by Bay Mac November 6, 2020

mom, where's my golf club?

A code for young children who don't play golf to get rid of their mothers for 15 minutes or more. This way of diversion became popular in May of 2017, and is a quick trick to get rid of your mom!

Mom: "It's time to go to your father's funeral, sweetie!"
Kool kid: "Mom, where's my golf club?"

mom, where's my golf club? by scrumptiousMonster July 8, 2017

When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

This truth needs no definition.

Blake: Hey, you want to play golf this weekend?

Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

When the cat's away, the mice play golf. by jbarryd June 25, 2012

Where There's a Hole Play Golf 

It means to have sex with anything. it does not matter any hole is a hole in one. There's no limit.

Hey Alex would you fuck a Robot
Alex: Where there's a hole play golf

Where There's a Hole Play Golf by AlexthesmallGolfman March 10, 2025