goldilocks

v. to goldilocks: to try out multiple options or variations, often without paying for any or all of them, until one finds one that is "just right"

She goldilocksed her way around the theater until she found a seat she liked.

He was so, like, goldilocksing through the pants rack and now I have to fold them all.

I've never been here before, so I'll just goldilocks until I find a sweet spot.

After all of the goldilocksing of tracks, he found his favorite song and acquired quite an eclection of music.

by Anthony Sheppard June 24, 2005

goldilocks

(adj.) not too big, not too small, just right. often in reference to body part.

phrases:
goldilocks cock
(n.) a penis that is not too big, not too small, but just the right length and girth

goldilocks bod
(n.) a well-toned body that is not too scrawny or overly muscular

His goldilocks cock was well beyond average.

She lustfully admired his goldilocks bod.

by Jankee July 16, 2014

goldilocks

1.A woman who prefers the company of fat, hairy gay men.
2.A fag-hag for bears.

She always hangs out with hairy, fat gay guys, she's a goldilocks.

by computerblue July 9, 2005

GOLDILOCKS

Adjective : Describes Something, Such As An Object Or Idea, As "Just Right".

Jessica Biel's ass is Goldilocks, yo. Not too big, not to small, but just right.

by J.W. Henderson November 20, 2007

Goldilocking

You let yourself into the homes of your friends or adult siblings when they are not home, and you eat their food and sleep in their bed. After Goldilocks & the 3 Bears.

I had nothing to do for 3 hours, so I went Goldilocking at my sister's house.

by iplant April 7, 2005

goldilocked

you prepare yourself a meal early in the day and refrigerate for later consumption and your roommate/spouse/someone other then you, microwaves it all, eats half of it and puts it back in the fridge rendering it un-edible because it cannot be re-heated twice for fear of food poisoning.

much like goldilocks and the 3 bears (taking wee bites of porridge and not finishing all of it)

oh man! my roomie totally goldilocked my butter chicken and cous-cous!!

by gorgeousgeorge83 April 14, 2010

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth.

Janet: I slept with Ed last night...
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.

by dabruce June 19, 2014