The goldfishication of 1999 ruined the lives of over two children in the United States alone.
Goldfishication sucks when you have a small house.
Goldfishication sucks when you have a small house.
by biggerdictionary September 16, 2018
Women who look totally gnarly in the morning, nothing like they did the night before. Comes from the look of sunken eye sockets and makeup-less eyes making them bulge out of the head like goldfish.
by Sugarpuss December 6, 2006
to give a male oral pleasure unenthuiastically, or badly. Resembles the monotonous mouth action of a goldfish breathing.
"I wasnt all that impressed by Bobby, so I just gave him the Goldfish and went home."
..or
"If you're going to just give me the Goldfish, I'm going to go in the other room and take care of things myself"
..or
"If you're going to just give me the Goldfish, I'm going to go in the other room and take care of things myself"
by SeriouslyLiz June 13, 2008
A fish that can gorw to be 6 inches that is often put in 2 gallon bowls, where ignorant karens dont do water changes, add filters or even just give them a 10 gallon tank (which still isnt enough, but far better then a fucking bowl). These ignoranuses go on facebook, asking why their goldfish died. Goldfish are great pets that do great things. Get a goldfish.
Guy 1: Why did my goldfish die?
Guy 2: That guy is in a bowl, has no filter and, by how low the water level is, i can see you dont do water changes.
Guy 1: So?
Guy 2: Thats why they died. Give your goldfish a 30 gallon tanl, with an additional 20 gallons for every other goldfish, get them a nice filter, do weekly water changes, and they will be your best friend!
Guy 1: But the guy at petco said they were fine!
Guy 2: Dont listen to big box pet store employees. They dont care about the pets, they care about their money. Lets go shopping together and get you your new pet!
Guy 1: Thanks for the info, lead the way!
Guy 2: That guy is in a bowl, has no filter and, by how low the water level is, i can see you dont do water changes.
Guy 1: So?
Guy 2: Thats why they died. Give your goldfish a 30 gallon tanl, with an additional 20 gallons for every other goldfish, get them a nice filter, do weekly water changes, and they will be your best friend!
Guy 1: But the guy at petco said they were fine!
Guy 2: Dont listen to big box pet store employees. They dont care about the pets, they care about their money. Lets go shopping together and get you your new pet!
Guy 1: Thanks for the info, lead the way!
by rhmfan July 15, 2021
by clownery_bitch May 25, 2020
To practice a drill or to play against a very easy opponent, so easy you might as well be playing against nobody at all.
"Wow, Corey just got 300 passing yards in that game against Miami!"
"Yeah, but Miami can't defend a passing game to save their lives. He was just goldfishing out there"
"Yeah, but Miami can't defend a passing game to save their lives. He was just goldfishing out there"
by J. Raja September 5, 2005