Goldfish poop 

A really long poop that doesnt want to detach.

Oh man, I just took a huge goldfish poop. It was like half the length of my body and I had to shake my butt back and forth to get it to break loose.

Goldfish poop by 1$Chuck March 8, 2023

goldfish poop pest 

An unwanted person who follows another person or group of people around. Due to the fact goldfish have a hard time shaking off their feces; this describes the level of utter annoyance as to what describes a goldfish poop pest. The most extreme goldfish poop pests are crazy fans and stalkers.

When will that goldfish poop pest stop following me around?

goldfish poop pest by Major Madcat July 16, 2019