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golden grain 

An extremely potent alcholic beverage that is 190 proof (95% alcohol), the highest proof alcohol that can exist without evaporating! A warning label says it is not to be consumed without mixing it with something. Contrary to popular belief, Golden Grain is the SAME as Everclear. They are both produced by the same company. Golden grain is generally a bit higher priced as it might be filtered more. It is illegal in some states.
John made a terrible face as he downed a full shot of Golden Grain.
golden grain by Chris Cowart November 26, 2006

golden grain 

Alcoholic drink that joe namath drinks like water.

Side effects: Death
Reporter: So Joe, what do you think about the game?

Joe: Ahhh mah a football. (some other incoherent dumbass rambling)

Reporter: Wow, thanks Joe. Great insight

John Madden: Here's a guy who when he drinks golden grain he pukes up pieces of his own liver!

Pat Sommeral: Thanks, John.
golden grain by joes the man February 16, 2009