golden fleece 

A genus in the philum of sheepskin. It is a particular sheepskin who feels that it is necessary to wear either gold teeth (hence the name), or significant jewelry where it is unnecessary. Main habitat are local malls and in the 'Fleecing Season' ... - significant numbers will congregate at bus stops, because they do not own automobiles. Obviously.

"That tacky ass golden fleece just attacked your girlfriend, man."

golden fleece by Jake Sha. July 16, 2008

golden fleece dick 

Supplied by a natural disaster I.e. earthquake and/ or tsunami. Putting that pussy to sleep like nyquil

I took this girl home last night and gave her the golden fleece dick treatment

golden fleece dick by Earthquake88 January 6, 2015