by Archienemesis October 12, 2020
Y’know how your instrument says how straight you are? Yeah, that’s why I went from Flute to Golden Curvy flute
by Carbonated.moth February 29, 2020
To urinate into a Dyson Airblade hand dryer resulting in the next unfortunate person to be scatter gunned with piss upon activation.
Got so bored at the wedding that I decided to plant a golden claymore in the bathroom. The grooms father wasn’t happy.
by WRJash June 30, 2023
An amazing and beautyful girl. She has got such beautyful eyes and pretty face that can only make u happy. Her sweetness is hidden under a layer of shyness. She makes u love her only by showing her smile. When she hugs u, you can only feel grateful with the life bc she is the cutest girl in the world. Very clever and stylish, she knows about every film made in the late 80´s and can sing every grunge song on the radio. She has got an huge an thicc booty and sexy boobs with a golden tan that covers her pure golden heart, like her tooth made of gold that illuminates the darkest corners in my life. She does very good chupaditas. She is amazing and very posser, you can´t describe her with words without crying. 10/10.
Joel: Hey, do you want to masturbate in my corridor?
Pablo: Sorry Joel, I love Mariam, a Golden Dorado Girl, maybe next Tuesday.
Pablo: Sorry Joel, I love Mariam, a Golden Dorado Girl, maybe next Tuesday.
by Eulalito October 5, 2019
by Wordilator January 24, 2021
by blazefister69.420.666 November 28, 2019
A very hot attractive male that can do anything he want and not get in trouble, he can do anything, but got banned on tiktok, he has some good and bad taste depends on his mood and his annoying asfff bruh
by YESSSIRNOCAPPPPPPPPP May 9, 2021