Going to get the milk

What your dad says when he leaves the house. He's actually going to Las Vegas and his new supermodel wife is "showing him where the milk is."

Bye, I'm going to get the milk!

by WrySquirrel3069 May 12, 2020

i'm going to get the milk!

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

by SoNotTaylor December 3, 2020

going to get milk

dad's never coming back

dad: "hey im going to get milk, be back soon"

6 years later: *still gone*

by cheesyalfredo September 26, 2020

i am going to get some milk

what dads say to their son

Son, I am going to get some milk

by Doc.Rodrick November 18, 2021

Go get some milk

Something you usually hear from your dad before he leaves you and comes back after you’ve become a famous football player

*child is born*
Dad: Sees child
Dad: Alright hun, you stay here while I go get some milk from the store

Dad: Sprints out of hospital and flies out of state

by Freatagahjaj April 7, 2021

I’m going to get milk

Not returning home ever again

“Wife/ child I’m going to get milk” - then never comes back

by L3KE August 5, 2021

gotta go get milk

never coming back

ill be back gotta go get milk.

by mikeoxlong101 October 20, 2021