Something you usually hear from your dad before he leaves you and comes back after you’ve become a famous football player
*child is born*
Dad: Sees child
Dad: Alright hun, you stay here while I go get some milk from the store
Dad: Sprints out of hospital and flies out of state
Buy a
Go get some milk
mug!
Did you accidentally hit the ‘n’ key because you have a small keyboard on your phone? noob
Person 1: My favorite youtuber is Drean!
Person 2: Lol loser, you just spelled Dream wrong
Person 1: We’re not talking online... we’re at a park
