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1. A piece of shit, or the act of shitting.

2. A horrible person.
"Make sure you always take a plastic bag when you walk your dog, so you can pick up the goemaats. You wouldn't want anyone to step in that."

"I'll catch up with you guys later; gotta goemaat and I don't want to wreck a public bathroom like that."

"I really really tried to like her and understand her position, but she's just got no redeeming qualities; a total goemaat."
by theeTSM September 23, 2015
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"Gimme a minute to use the bathroom before we head out; I have a goemaat poking its head out like a turtle."

"Really? She hooked up with a married man? What a goemaat."
by theeTSM September 26, 2015
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