Gobblin' Pussy

A very loose and ugly pussy with turkey like features.

"Your gobblin' pussy swallowed me whole"

THIS IN NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM IS IT A COMPLIMENT.

by TacoPuss69 April 7, 2020

Goblin Pussy

drain pussy/bussy - Izit2023

You’re all just mad because you get zero Goblin Pussy

by lhblackwell January 7, 2023

Goblin Pussy

An ugly ass mother fucker, oringinating in Northwest San Antonio, Texas, who talks shit and plays mister innocent all the time. He enjoys extra curricular activities such as gliding around on his glider and being violated in the asshole repeatedly by a lion looking motherfucker. He stars in such movies as Spiderman 1,2, and 3, Harry Potter 1,2,3, and 4, and Enchanted. There have been known to not shower, wash their hair, or brush their teeth. They are virgins, and will always be. They drop drumsticks alot. When witnessing a goblin pussy, please keep your distance and try not to look into their green pericing eyes.

Sergio: hey you Goblin Pussy where did you park your glider this morning?

Goblin Pussy:Eeeeeeeeeeee thats messed up...

by sed1209 May 18, 2009

Pussy Goblin

A person who's extremely unsettling to look at and gets no female companionship.

They call me the pussy goblin because I get no pussy and I look like a goblin.

by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 16, 2021

Pussy goblin

A creature with an enormous appite for eating pussy he eats it like no other devowering everything in site

I came all over that pussy goblins face while he cleaned it up every drop

by PGXXX April 11, 2010

Pussy Goblin

One who craps on cats.

Alexis Lojek

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Pussy Goblin

A small evil individual who preys on lesbians when they have had too much alcohol. Will also prey on cats, puppies and fluffy rabbits, as it is recognised pussy goblins enjoy the sensation of fur against their skin. Tend to have no permenant residence, instead choosing to live a transient lifestyle to allow them to get away with their repulsive predatory deeds for as long as possible.

STOP!! Freeze Pussy Goblin, you are hearby being arrested for the molestation of three small, defenceless rabbits, intoxicating four lesbians and doing despicable things to them. Also drawn to the list of charges is your tom peepery of small puppies relieving themselves against trees. Anything you say may be.......etc.

by Kittybum July 22, 2009