a blocker that doesn't let you do a single thing in the internet except watch youtube videos and chat on zoom or google.
by theogjesus May 31, 2020
why did it exist i the first place tho? they shouldve set their marketing to "invade students privacy" or something like that. Im scared that my teacher can see my browsing history, yt vids i watch, and all of those nasty stuff. im really thinking of using my pc because of that, and take control on what they are invading. just for laughs but i might hack their mainframe because ik a little bit of batch coding. but one thing thats keep triggering my BS alarm is the fact they can see everything your searching, then if your searching "stuff" goguardian is going to buzz the "WTF ARE YOU SEARCHING EAT THIS BARRIER B***H" block screen. after that its going to make log info then send it to the it and admins. how do i know that? ITS BECAUSE I DECOMPILED IT AND SAW THE CODE FUNCTIONS AND THE CODE ITSELF. they didnt even did a good job making goguardian. one time i used a chromebook exploit to corrupt the extension and "disable" it for the next 6-8 months. too bad it got patched.
by Plainspup March 19, 2021
Literally the worst extension you could ever find on the chrome web store. It is the absolute worst and it blocks good websites half the time.
by 𝙴 April 11, 2021
When the BIG 404 drops in front of the raccoon in the Error 404 page, which you record on youtube or stuff like that.
Person 1: Hey, Person 2, you were late to work today, were you stuck in traffic?
Person 2: No, I was GoGuardian Eggplant_Happying. Check out my newest video.
Person 2: No, I was GoGuardian Eggplant_Happying. Check out my newest video.
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 6, 2021
GoGuardian is the worst thing ever. It is spyware because it can block websites that are school appropriate, take screenshots, see your search history, spy on you through a webcam, close your tabs, and track you.
I was tracked on GoGuardian not even by a teacher but by some asshole who is there for students with special needs and I am not one of them.
FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN!
I was tracked on GoGuardian not even by a teacher but by some asshole who is there for students with special needs and I am not one of them.
FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN!
I fucking hate you for tracking me, closing my tabs, spying on me, and doing a bunch of other shit with GoGuardian. Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) is the right way to make your students happy and have a good time in schook
by Random Words & Definitions October 27, 2022
A totalitarian government disguised as a tool for teachers to watch their students 24/7. It bans random websites, including helpful ones, because whoever made this app is a degenerate to society. It actually breaks the 4th amendement. There's a petition on change.org to ban this invasion of privacy.
by BorritoGuy November 27, 2022
www.urbandictionary.com is blocked
The person who set up this computer has chosen to block this site.
Try contacting the system admin.
The person who set up this computer has chosen to block this site.
Try contacting the system admin.
guy 1: hey
guy two: he-
Error message: www.urbandictionary.com is blocked The person who set up this computer has chosen to block this site.
Try contacting the system admin.
Personified Guy 2: DAMNIT GOGUARDIAN!
guy 1: where is he?
guy two: he-
Error message: www.urbandictionary.com is blocked The person who set up this computer has chosen to block this site.
Try contacting the system admin.
Personified Guy 2: DAMNIT GOGUARDIAN!
guy 1: where is he?
by PseudonymLOLXD69420 April 12, 2023