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American football: when a player, most commonly a running back, fumbles while trying to cross the goal line to score a touchdown. First used on the fantasyfootballers podcast.
Kenyan Drake will just glumble again, so use a different running back.
glumble by Lemuel Winks October 17, 2018
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Glumbledorf 

A person of lower intelligence. Not of any disability, but just because they simply cannot say or make something good; whether it'd be a sentence, decision, or idea.
TF2 Player: This Sniper is so r*******!

ADMIN: Don't use that slur or else you'll be banned. Use a different slur.

TF2 Player: Fine. That Sniper is a stupid fucking glumbledorf.
Glumbledorf by X GAMER July 20, 2023
Part of speech: verb (also noun)
Pronunciation (IPA): /ˈɡlʌmbəl/
Glumble 1. (verb): To wander around aimlessly while grumbling or mumbling;
2. (noun): the confused and restless mood you feel when you’re tired but can’t stop moving
I was so sleepy I just started to glumble around the kitchen.
He’s in a total glumble after that long exam.
glumble by glamball September 13, 2025

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026