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Glue balloons 

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We should add it.

N.
1. Testicles that stick to the side of the leg (such as in humid weather)

2. Testicles that “glue” you between two rooms because you slammed the door on them
I’m seeing stars, I’m losing air
Sound the alarm, Bring me a chair

I’m caught between two different rooms

That door just crushed my glue balloons
Glue balloons by Glue Balloons June 12, 2024
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Glue balloons • glue • Glue Stick • Glue-eater • Glue Balls • glue_sniffing_goblin • Glue baby • glue gun • Glue Head • Glue on Roach

glue balloons 

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Another euphemism meaning “testicles”
Help! I smashed my glue balloons in the door!
glue balloons by CalmSnail June 14, 2024
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Glue Balloons 

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Testicals
Fuck, my glue balloons got stuck in the door
Glue Balloons by tonytonytonytony June 16, 2024
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Glue balloons 

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Balls, testicles.

Glue looks like semen, especially Elmer’s glue. A deeper meaning is that an accidental pregnancy can glue a couple together.
Damn, man. Heather is pregnant. My glue balloons have us stuck together for the next 18 years.
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glue balloon 

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When it’s so hot and sweaty that a man’s balls (balloons) glue to the inside of his thighs and feel like they are stuck
Can someone do something about this heat?? My glue balloons are driving me crazy!! Anyone have some powder?
glue balloon by USMCSaxman June 14, 2024
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trucker's tan 

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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting

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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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