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glucose guardian

Gender neutral term for an older (but not always) individual who takes care of someone in the form of money or expensive gifts oftentimes in exchange for companionship or sexual favors
Steve: damn I'm so broke dude I need me a glucose guardian

Dave: man what?

Steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma I don't care I just need money
glucose guardian by Youngmagi December 1, 2016
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Glucose Guardian

"They're my Glucose Guardian. Su"
Glucose Guardian by Definite_Faller December 10, 2017

Glucose Guardian

Alternative, genderless term for Sugar Daddy/Mommy - a person who gives financial support in exchange for company or sexual favors
I wish I had a Glucose Guardian so I could buy all the things I want..
Glucose Guardian by asdf-moderator December 2, 2017

Glucose guardian

Man I really need a glucose guardian

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026