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Glucose Guardian

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Gender neutral equivalent of Sugar Daddy.
"They're my Glucose Guardian. Su"
Glucose Guardian by Definite_Faller December 10, 2017
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Glucose Guardian

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Alternative, genderless term for Sugar Daddy/Mommy - a person who gives financial support in exchange for company or sexual favors
I wish I had a Glucose Guardian so I could buy all the things I want..
Glucose Guardian by asdf-moderator December 2, 2017
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Glucose guardian

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Gender neutral term for sugar daddy
Man I really need a glucose guardian
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fauxstalgia 

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Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
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pajama casual 

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Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
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funflation 

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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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