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Glowciopath

/ˈGLōsēōˌpaTH/

noun

a person who is essentially the opposite of a sociopath. They DO NOT usually engage in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience. Words to describe a glowciopath include but are not limited to: kind, caring, mindful, bright, beautiful.... anything with a positive connotation to be honest.
Person 1: You hear about this dude Malcolm!? He literally made a word to describe himself

Alien: I don't even know who that is? I'm here to abduct you.. Why aren't you scared?

Person 1: I'm never scared of anything when I think about Malcolm, he makes so happy, he's a total glowciopath, he is the joy of my life

Alien: Damn, I gots to meet this human

Person 1: I was about to head over to his place for a kiki with the gals, but then you tried to abduct me! You wanna join us for some tea?

Alien: You know what? Fuck it, I'll abduct you later. I'm coming through for that tea!!!
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Glociopath 

Typically defined as a someone who engages in dissassociative behavior for profit. Usually a celebrity or entertainer who gets paid to portray an obscenely objective image for propaganda purposes.

Can also be used to describe paid government agents acting in an undercover role or capacity to gather intelligence from online forums by promoting criminal activity to mine for IP addresses from respondents.
Teresa plays a virgin on TV, but she has several men she dates just for their money like some kind of glociopath. How does she do it?
Glociopath by Young Thotta July 23, 2019
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