Glock dookie
A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people
Glock dookie by Boogiedown April 11, 2022
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Glock Dookie
The most obnoxious shit a nigga can use to rob a nigga or use in jail. It contains a bunch of weird ass shit in a bottle, cup, or mug. This also contains shit, cum, booty juice, and even more fucked up shit
Glock Dookie by Saan! May 5, 2022
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Glock dookie • Glock dokie • glock • Glock Block • glock in my rari • glock 19 • Glock 18 • Glock Blocked • glock 17 • Glock 7
glock dookie
Toothpaste tubes filled with nut, poop, piss, or a mix of all inside, used by gang bangers or those with no stick (gun)
Quandale: “Ay say this a robbery empty yo pockets”
Daquavious: “Watchu finna do with that toothpaste, wait is that a GLOCK DOOKIE!?!?”
Daquavious: “Watchu finna do with that toothpaste, wait is that a GLOCK DOOKIE!?!?”
glock dookie by lottapressure May 9, 2022
Glock Dookie
Glock Dookie is a weapon used in jail that contains shit, piss, cum, snot, puke, etc. usually stuffed in a condom or container that can project the liquid.
Glock Dookie by GDdef May 11, 2022
Glock Dookie
A Glock Dookie is a slang term originating in prison culture, referring to a makeshift weapon where bodily fluids or feces are placed into a container (like a toothpaste tube or bottle) and used to squirt or throw at someone, often as an act of aggression or intimidation. It is named humorously after the Glock handgun for its "weapon-like" usage.
During the prison fight, one inmate caught everyone off guard by using a glock dookie to attack his opps
Glock Dookie by fish.emoji_ January 17, 2025
Glock dookie
a term for a bag usually filled with cum, shit, piss, period blood, or any bodily fluid. the user with a glock dookie will squeeze the bag so the concoction of "stuff" will shoot out
Glock dookie by bigpenismaster07 March 19, 2026
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Glock dokie by JAIKOTIC1 September 13, 2023
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