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Globohobo

Globohobo is a portmanteau of Global and Hobo, and is based on the drug cartel’s global agenda to get a large percentage of the world’s population addicted to hard drugs which has created a drug epidemic which in turn has led to a hobo epidemic in drug infested countries.
The US is currently the country most affected by Globohobo.
by AnonDoxy June 2, 2023
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Globohomo

(noun, can also be used as an adjective) A portmanteau of the words "global" (or "globalist") and "homosexual." Used to sarcastically denote the predominant philosophy espoused by the Western economic elite, formally known as "neoliberalism". It combines ruthless capitalism by transnational corporations with a façade of socially-liberal politics.

The ultimate end state of Globohomo is one in which all sexual, ethnic, racial and national identity is broken down, leaving the demoralized masses to work for $12 an hour in an Amazon warehouse while a small cadre of billionaires rule over them. A poignant vision of Globohomo can be found in Aldous Huxley's 1932 novel, "Brave New World".

While often used by the alt-right, the term is not exclusively conservative in nature, nor is it necessarily anti-homosexual. In fact, considering that Marxism was created in response to working class exploitation, a CEO championing leftist talking points while making 200 times the salary of their employees should be noted as an extreme case of irony.
Citizen #1: "Did you hear Coca-Cola released an ad with two men raising a baby together AND stood up against Georgia's voter ID law? I'm glad companies are finally standing up for the right thing."
Citizen #2: "This is the same company that used a paramilitary to murder union workers at their bottling plant in Colombia. It's just Globohomo propaganda."
by Dr. Swedish Fish, Ph.D. April 26, 2021
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Globophobia

Jane has a fear of balloons, called Globophobia
by Mimi BB August 29, 2011
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Globophobia

An intense fear of balloons. Usually Latex balloons but can be metallic.
Clown: Hi little one do you want a balloon?
The clown shows a balloon and the kid runs away.

Man: I hate balloons. I run away screaming everytime I see one.

person: Why?

Man: Oh I have Globophobia.
by UrbanBrokenDragon July 6, 2011
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globobo

Be globobo and recycle that!

Hey! You littered! That wasn't very globobo.
by Lemonteaz May 18, 2008
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Globyhob

Globyhob is the last name of a famous book protagonist, the book is taught in many child development classes around the universe.
That’s an epic GLOBYHOB moment
by Amilkyman March 19, 2021
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Globohomo

(noun, disparaging) flat vector illustration style; a simplistic digital art style using simplified, rounded geometry and uniform flat coloration. Paradoxically emphasizes the diversity of human subjects while appearing remarkably homogeneous. Commonly used in corporate propaganda.
Etymology: globalist + homogeneous
Searching for "diversity flat vector art" in an image search engine will produce thousands of works in the globohomo style.
by tp217 November 23, 2020
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