Globbin’ Goblin 

The act of giving a blowjob while dressed in a Halloween costume

I got a Globbin’ Goblin last night at the halloween party

Globbin’ Goblin by SlopperTopper101 September 21, 2023

gobbin 

north country term (Lancashire/ Cumbria)
- an exceptionally stupid person - whose tongue is too big for their mouth.

I'll tell ya what, he's a reet gobbin, that one.

gobbin by lancslass July 24, 2010

scubby gobbin 

The order of Scubby Gobbin is a secret society of sophisticated free-thinking intellectuals that discuss high-brow current affairs. Contributions to discussion are generally conducted in low volumes, but of a high calibre - most commonly during bowel evacuation in the morning, or post-coitus in the evenings. Basically, a modern day equivalent of the illuminati, only less bavarian and more politically incorrect. It is often said that if Charles Dickens and Isaac Newton were alive today, they would be members of Scubby Gobbin. However, it is a rather exclusive society, there are less than 20 members of this group. It is said that one must complete a par-3 of 2L of milk in no less than 5 gulps to be accepted in to the group. There is no documented hierarchy of the group, which suggests it has leanings of a libertarian marxism derivative.

Ahhh I just took a huge dump, better tell the lads on scubby gobbin!

scubby gobbin by Gary "Chooka" McGibbon February 10, 2018

Gobbin 

A gobbin is something you would call someone if you have a personal problem with them.

'Listen man, your a complete fuckin' Gobbin aren't you?'

Gobbin by stu bedford December 13, 2004

globlin 

A globlin is a word with 0 meaning or definition, meant to be used to prank your friends

person 1: "Hey wanna go get a globlin?"
person 2: "Bro whats a fucking globlin"

globlin by merkipior April 14, 2024

Gobbin

Gobbin (verb)
Gob·bin \ˈgä-bən\

1. Slang — To completely abandon one’s companions, team, or subordinates in a critical moment; to desert those relying on you, resulting in their severe disadvantage or downfall.

2. Figurative — To betray trust through sudden withdrawal or self-serving action.

— gob·bined \ˈgä-bənd\ (past tense)
— gob·bin·ing \ˈgä-bə-niŋ\ (present participle)

Right when the squad needed him most, he gobbined out of there and left them stranded

Gobbin by creamofsumyunguy November 10, 2025