Glipax 

A glipax is a word used when swearing is just not naughty enough. It is basically another word used for a fat shit head who is a loser and has no friends.

'Dude, your such a fucking glipax.'

Glipax by Hazilly June 15, 2009

GLIPA

"Glimpse of Light In Pussy Area." When looking at a skinny girl's ass, it's a condition in which a ray of light shines through between her thighs (directly under the snooter) even though her legs are fully closed. Chiefly attributed to lacking an ass (sometimes from abusing Noasitol).

(Setting) Dude1 and 2 are standing in line. Cindy is standing in the distance staring at a poster.
Dude1: Check out Cindy's ass!
Dude2: I wouldn't recommend looking directly at it. May I suggest looking at the reflection of it in a bucket of water. Otherwise, you could risk going blind.
Dude1: What the hell are you talking about?
Dude2: She's got a GLIPA from hell.
Dude1: I'm sure my welding mask will help.

GLIPA by Michael Reschke August 8, 2007