glazing the donut

The act of covering any region with post cum, leaving a thin and shiny film of residue not unlike that of a glazed donut. Most popular practices involve rubbing the penis over the cheek of a female (preferably) until empty and cheek covered. If the female is tan this will further assist in the glazed donut appearance. The pleasurable feeling of recent climax is also similar to the happy sensation resulting from eating large amounts of sugar (glazed donuts); this further bonds the act and term.

"Dude, I was glazing the donut on Janet and totally passed out." or "Jim was glazing the donut and I left a snail trail on the sheets. Pretty nasty"

by El Gallo Rojo November 1, 2007

glazing the donut

just simoning on that shit so that the customers will like it and it gives a nice shiny coating.

customer "nice donuts man! super duper!"
Asian guy selling it "yes uh glazing the donut was with simon! My simon!"

by asian hawk April 21, 2020

glazing the donut

glazing the donut means jacking off and having a cumgasm.

I had an awesome cumgasm when I was glazing the donut this morning!

by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021

glazing the donut

when you cum all over a girls asshole

glazing the donut

by Mr.MonkeySpanker December 31, 2020

Glazing the donut

Pack the pipe

Hey man, let's be glazing the donut!

Means pack the pipe

by Camdude69! May 2, 2023