the act of speaking gibberish or nonsense for a serious purpose. If someone is having a stroke and they say "Gorbar Badindodant" they are glanting. If someone gets punched in the head and their immediate reaction is that they said, "Norbury clib?!" they glanted. It's seriously a borginabor glibcoab definition; I glant.
glant; glanted; glanting.
"Did tom just say Snigbandicon Blincradiby?" -- "NO HE'S GLANTING, CALL 911!"
glant; glanted; glanting.
"Did tom just say Snigbandicon Blincradiby?" -- "NO HE'S GLANTING, CALL 911!"
by AbysmalHelix February 03, 2024

Gone Like Ain’t No Tmr: when your so baked or drunk and you so far gone your brain gives up and you start saying dumb shit
by Fuckthatoneblackguy December 08, 2024

Glant, Glanted.
Having a chunk of flesh and bone torn off by it getting hooked by another, usually jagged object.
Having a chunk of flesh and bone torn off by it getting hooked by another, usually jagged object.
The beast's flesh was glanted off as it stomped down the narrow subway.
Don't go down that ladder, it is rusty, and you may get glanted!
Don't go down that ladder, it is rusty, and you may get glanted!
by James P Gendov' January 09, 2025
