Gladiator Dick 

The appearance of your dick after having sex with your girl during her shark week.

Bro she was on the rag, and gave me gladiator dick.

Gladiator Dick by Death Star ducky January 13, 2016

Gladiator dick 

A grower not a show-er. Penis is small and shriveled to protect against battle all day until it’s time to lay pipe, then it’s a meaty 7.5 inches

Dude, I had gladiator dick all day walking through Camden afraid I was gonna get jumped… but once I got home to my girl my dick was majestic as usual

Gladiator dick by Luvitwenucallmebigpasta May 30, 2025