Gladiator Dick

The appearance of your dick after having sex with your girl during her shark week.
Bro she was on the rag, and gave me gladiator dick.
by Death Star ducky November 10, 2015
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Gladiator dick

A grower not a show-er. Penis is small and shriveled to protect against battle all day until it’s time to lay pipe, then it’s a meaty 7.5 inches
Dude, I had gladiator dick all day walking through Camden afraid I was gonna get jumped… but once I got home to my girl my dick was majestic as usual
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