A fucking sexy beast from the land of the Brahmapurta. Currently trying to subjugate females in the capital of the great country of India. Fun person to hang out with. The day he was born birds around the world chirped a happy song, trees swayed and Samuel L Jackson uttered his famous slang - "Motherfucker" precisely at the moment of his entry on Earth.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.