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beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.
Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Lads: You mean meeting gemma......

beaten like a ginger stepchild 

To be soundly beaten; pwned/owned; utterly defeated; beaten severely

The term comes from the idea of gingers (people with red hair and fair skin) being inferior and/or worthless. See also: beaten like a red haired stepchild - this ginger version may be more commonly used in the UK.
"I've never played this game before; I'm going to get beaten like a ginger stepchild by her."

"If I come home late again, my dad is going to beat me like a ginger stepchild."

gingerstepchild 

term of utter contempt for a fellow human
i wanted to beat him like a gingerstepchild!!

gingerster 

James is a gingerster
gingerster by Andyyy G April 27, 2008

gingerster 

James Allen is a gingerster ( but hes not a gangsta )
gingerster by Andyyy G April 26, 2008

gingerstein 

An amalgamation of various Ginger's body parts, reanimated.
After murdering Carrot Top, Ron Howard, and that deformed character from Mask, Justin had enough parts to build his own Gingerstein.
gingerstein by Justini3937 September 20, 2014