The most massive poop the human body can produce without cellular-level rupture. Terashits and petashits are only theoretically possible, though there has been some questionable internet documentation of said large bowel movements.
ZOMG! I got cellpix of this Gigashit I took last night, check it out. Look at the curl, man, I should contact Guinness!
Gigashite, also known as Gigabyte Technology Co., Ltd. is known for their shit-tier computer hardware products. You won't be dissapointed.. if RMA'ing is what you're looking for.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.