When a man cleans his dick with a tissue after masturbating and some of the tissue is left behind. Later in the day he meets up with a girl or guy and demands a blowjob. The partner screams in horror to find that he has a ghost for a dick
Kelly talked to her friend about her boyfriend "Last night I screamed at a ghost.. yeah I feel ugly if he has to do that..."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!